Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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