so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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