Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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