is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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