You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
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Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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