I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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