They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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