i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Can vaginas get frostbite?
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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