I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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