he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
this will be a night to untag.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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