My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
