Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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