So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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