But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Randomize
