There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
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It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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