is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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