Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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