a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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