you will always have a special place in my vag
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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