I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
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Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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