no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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