What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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