I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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