Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
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I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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