I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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