I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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