My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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