Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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