Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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