theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
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Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Randomize