If i come over, it means nothing
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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