i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
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