any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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