it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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