Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just cut my nipple shaving
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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