We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
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She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
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You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
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