You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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