i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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