U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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