Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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