Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
