No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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