I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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