if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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