haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
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