If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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