Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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