Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
