i need an iv and a liver transplant
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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