just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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