I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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