Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
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Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I touched a dick in church today
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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