I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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