so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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