Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
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