Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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