Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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