but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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